Bugs

There are millions and millions of humans out there. That is a lot. I mean jeez you couldn't in 500 lifetimes start to understand the complex stories of each.

What about insects. How do we know they don't secretly have advanced minds and they hide it from us? You can't prove me wrong! There are billions and billions and billions of bugs everywhere on the planet! They must be damn good at life. Better than us anyways. We've struggled for a long time, though now we are doing decent. We still wipe bug butt though compared to their numbers.

Holy smokes, what if there are massive king bugs made of diamond underground and are just now finally reaching the surface of the earth and we haven't a clue where they will strike, or even about their impending strike!

They would eat us and shit a new material in which we could make eternal renewable energy! The united states must act on this, declaring war on Ethiopia and Israel to gather slaves to feed this mighty bugs and keep America going strong. This would require harnessing these bugs which will be no small task, because the king bugs will be able to control all of earths 6 legged creatures!

We shall mass produce bug-be-gone like the world has never seen!

It will be worst than nuclear war though, the pollution of the insect killing chemicals will effect all water on earth and kill every life form on earth. Creating a massive shell of lifeless rock on which Zeus shall start anew the Aryan race that the reincarnated Adolf Hitler shall rule over for eternity.

In this world a boy named Ulbert will climb the political ladder as a pope and secretary directly under the great Hitler. Only he will have the power to usurp the mighty leader without Zeus getting too angry.

Nobody wants that. Nobody wants yellow fever either. Its painful, deadly if not treated, and caused much strife in the middle ages up to the modern era.

But you take what you get, you win some you lose some!

So get over it, and go to school tomorrow.