Sunday, April 5, 2009

Pillows

Ah, the lush feeling of a plump pillow.

What better object of comfort does the civilized world own? None. A haven for the humans most important asset, the brain, which resides in the head. The average head will spend a good third of its lifetime rested upon a pillow.

Wether for show or for luxurious residence, the pillow is essential to the beds function and aesthetic appeal. A pillow, if used right, can help ease back and neck pain.

And in the same light a pillow can be used to smother and kill someone silently and effectively.

Mock war is often displayed by children using pillows.

Why are pillows so often white? Such an inconvenient color. So stainable by bacteria infested spittle from the mouth. What if you want to eat on your bed? Instant stain hazard, which one then gets to live with next to their face.

Ah, anyways, pillows must be a pretty big industry. Most everyone has one, and many have more. Thats a many million pillows! Good business there. I should invest, as the worlds population is increasing and every head deserves a pillow.

Have you ever had a memory foam pillow? Now that is nice stuff. It is what I have and I wouldn't trade it for any other. Well, maybe a nice felt pillow or a heated pillow. Dang.

Anyways, the point is, you should think more about pillows. They tend to go ignored, and they are an important asset to world culture.

1 comment:

Ariel said...

you ain't nothing.